3D Porn! 'Nuff Said ..
Eric Shapiro - NY Press 8/10/10
3-D movies are all the rage these days, so it really shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that a 3-D porno is in the works. With a title like 3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy, you know you’re in for some quality entertainment. And just who is responsible for this earth-shattering new development? The Chinese. Yet more evidence that America’s self-proclaimed rep of being the most innovative nation on earth is no longer deserved.
The upcoming film, starring Japanese adult actresses Yukiko Suo and Saori Hara, draws its inspiration from The Carnal Prayer Mat, a work of classical Chinese erotic literature. According to Yahoo News, “the film chronicles the story of a young man who, after being introduced to the erotic world of a duke, realizes his ex-wife is the love of his life and features ‘orgies, swinging and some very graphic sex scenes.’”
So while you can expect all manner of genitalia and bodily fluids uncomfortably close to your face, don’t count on a typical porno plot. Nothing like a film that fulfills your sexual and artistic needs at the same time. This may be the nearest you ever come (no pun intended) to fucking a work of art. Then again, maybe it’s just smut masquerading as an artistic statement. You’ll have to see it to find out, wont you?
If one 3D porn movie isn’t enough to satiate your sick, perverted mind, don’t fret; more are on the way. Italian director Tinto Brass is producing 3D a remake of 1979 erotic film Caligula, and Hustler is working on a 3D pornographic spoof of James Cameron’s Avatar, which is sure to be better than the original.
3-D movies are all the rage these days, so it really shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that a 3-D porno is in the works. With a title like 3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy, you know you’re in for some quality entertainment. And just who is responsible for this earth-shattering new development? The Chinese. Yet more evidence that America’s self-proclaimed rep of being the most innovative nation on earth is no longer deserved.
The upcoming film, starring Japanese adult actresses Yukiko Suo and Saori Hara, draws its inspiration from The Carnal Prayer Mat, a work of classical Chinese erotic literature. According to Yahoo News, “the film chronicles the story of a young man who, after being introduced to the erotic world of a duke, realizes his ex-wife is the love of his life and features ‘orgies, swinging and some very graphic sex scenes.’”
So while you can expect all manner of genitalia and bodily fluids uncomfortably close to your face, don’t count on a typical porno plot. Nothing like a film that fulfills your sexual and artistic needs at the same time. This may be the nearest you ever come (no pun intended) to fucking a work of art. Then again, maybe it’s just smut masquerading as an artistic statement. You’ll have to see it to find out, wont you?
If one 3D porn movie isn’t enough to satiate your sick, perverted mind, don’t fret; more are on the way. Italian director Tinto Brass is producing 3D a remake of 1979 erotic film Caligula, and Hustler is working on a 3D pornographic spoof of James Cameron’s Avatar, which is sure to be better than the original.